Bloody Embers.
Fallen Dagger
…Awww yiss.
Moon Blood
Hidden Moon
Scarlet Killer
Hidden Secret. My results are always so stupid. For the wolf one I got White Wolf.
I’m fucking eagle turkey. Eagle. Turkey.
Bloody Secret. Sounds like an emo band.
DAFUQ I AM MOON TURKEY? MOON TURKEY?! That’s the worst assassin name ever.
I’m Novice Saber. Bah.
…imagine if someone got Moon Moon.
Sharp Secret.
WTF I’M EAGLE EAGLE! WHO THE HELLS GONNA HIRE THE ASSASSIN EAGLE EAGLE!!
Hidden Killer. Thank u friend that is literally what a fucking assassin is wow gee thoughtful fucking name
MINE IS HIDDEN BLOOD BUT MY MOM’S
IS BALD TURKEY
WHEEZES
Sharp Sword…? So lame xD
Scarlet Shadow… not bad for someone who isn’t even fan.
I’m Eagle Eagle too. I’m like the assassin Moon Moon.
“It’s ok to objectify guys, they’re guys, they don’t care.”
“Guys can’t get raped, they never don’t want sex.”
“Men should be the ones to do the asking.”“Men should always pay on a date.”
“It’s okay for me to be sexually attracted to watching two gay men have sex, but not for men to be attracted to lesbians.”
“It’s impossible for men to be victims of domestic violence, they’re bigger and stronger than women!”
“Sexual predators are always men.”
coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
I isolated my favorite panel from the latest Oh Joy, Sex Toy because it seemed like it would come in handy.
Yessss, spread this far and wide, wherever they are needed!
A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”
So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.
